Sunday, August 2, 2009
Things that are not socially acceptable
-poking babies in the eye.
-dancing to other people’s cell phone rings
-answering honestly when someone asks you how you are
-putting vodka in juice boxes
-having ex’s meet current girlfriends to discuss how needs were and were not being met.
-discussing hair removal
-telling people that you don’t like their dog.
-lying down on a subway bench
-sleeping in your car
-saying ‘no we shouldn’t’ when people you haven’t seen in a while say ‘we should hang out soon’.
-admit that you actually like being single.
yelling 'walk!!' at dogs in handbags.
-saying congratulations when someone gets engaged, or good luck!
-laughing at a stupid name, ie. Kimee, and anything ending in an ‘I’
-saying 'i'm sorry' or 'oh god' to a pregnant woman.
-admit that you clean for the cleaning lady
-tell people that you liked them better when you first met.
-asking someone on the train if you can use their ipod
-discussing public urination or any bathroom habits.
-asking to borrow beer from a neighbor, or anything other than sugar or a shovel
-punching professional sport or themepark mascots in the face.
-licking the bowl.
using children's playground equipment
-talking about sex, politics, or God at the top of your lungs.